Me: Hey Jude, it smells like poo poo in here. Did you have an accident?
Jude: Nooooooooooo. Don’t! Me no poop! Whyyyyyy you say that?
Me: It’s okay, baby. Can I just check you?
Jude: Nooooooooooo. Me only pee pee. Me no poop!
Me: Hmm… well, it smells like poop. Are you telling mommy the truth?
Jude: No.
Me: Are you lying?
Jude: Yes.
Me: Did you poop?
Jude: Me only pee pee.
Me: Are you telling mommy the truth?
Jude: No.
Me: Okay, well I don’t want you to sit in poop so let’s go get you cleaned up.
Jude: Noooooooooo. Me don’t want to. Me only pee pee.
Me: Are you lying?
Jude: Yea.
Me: Well let’s get you changed.
Jude: Nooooooooo.
Me: But poop is yucky and if you leave it in your undies it’ll make you stinky and sick.
Jude: Whhhhhhy?
Me: Because.
Jude: *big sigh* Ooooookay. Sowwy mommy. I say sowwy.







November 7th, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Um, that sounds exactly like Ivy. LOL
Steph
November 7th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Hello! I’m Angie and live in Madison! I just found your website and am so excited to see another Wisconsin mommy blogger! Congrats on the commercial and keep up the awesome blog. My son is two as well. Good luck on the potty training..we are just at the “ban the paci stage”.